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Abstinence 99.99% Effective Funny T-Shirt | Christmas Humor Religious Humor

Abstinence 99.99% Effective Funny T-Shirt | Christmas Humor Religious Humor

$22.60 USD
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The Abstinence 99.99% Effective T-Shirt is the ultimate witty Christmas humor shirt and conversation starter. This premium graphic tee features a clever, ironic Nativity scene graphic, making it the perfect gag gift for the holidays or any time of year.

 

🔥 Why Our Shirt Stands Out

 

  • Premium Comfort: Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (153 g/m²) for a smooth, breathable, lightweight feel.

  • Seamless Design: Features tubular knit construction—no side seams for maximum comfort and a clean drape.

  • Durable Graphic: Printed using professional DTG/DTF methods for vibrant, long-lasting detail.

  • Quality Construction: Reinforced with a ribbed collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape wash after wash.

  • Itch-Free: Includes a pearlized tear-away label.

 

🎁 Perfect For:

 

Funny religious humor, Christmas parties, Secret Santa, gag gifts, and fans of ironic t-shirts.

Product Details:

  • Brand: Studious Frog T-shirts

  • Material: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton (153 g/m² lightweight fabric)

  • Construction: Tubular knit (no side seams)

  • Fit: Unisex, Relaxed Fit

  • Sizing: Available in sizes XS–3XL

Care Instructions:

To keep your shirt looking great and the graphic sharp, follow these instructions:

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F), with similar colors.

  • Tumble dry: low heat.

  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat.

  • Do not dryclean or bleach.

Add this hilarious, premium-quality shirt to your cart today and let Studious Frog T-shirts handle the laughs!

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Washing Instructions

Follow these steps to keep your clothes looking fresh and ready to wear!

✅ Wash and Dry Inside Out
A simple step to help maintain the quality.

✅ Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents
High heat and harsh detergents can shorten the cloth's lifespan.

✅ Avoid Excessive Spinning
Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.

✅ Air Dry When Possible
If using a dryer, avoid heavy items like coats or blankets.

✅ Iron Inside Out on Low Heat
Keep the design safe by starting with a lower heat setting.

- Studious Frog

Shipping & Returns

Shipping

✅ FREE SHIPPING on orders over $35!
✅ Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order.
✅ Once shipped, please allow 2-5 days for delivery.

Note: Shipping rates are weight-based and may vary depending on the product.

Returns

Our goal is for you to love your order and strive for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please contact us if something isn’t right.

✅ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
✅ Refund requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date.

For refund inquiries, please contact us at info@studiousfrogtshirts.com.

Eligibility for a Refund

✅ Product received is damaged or defective.
✅ The request is made within 30 days of purchase.
✅ Item must be unused and returned in its original condition.

For any return questions, contact us at: info@studiousfrogtshirts.com.

This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice.

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